Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation- Simple life saving procedure

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is an emergency procedure which is performed in an effort to manually preserve intact brain function until further measures are taken to restore spontaneous blood circulation and breathing in a person in cardiac arrest. It is indicated in those who are unresponsive with no breathing or abnormal breathing.
CPR involves chest compressions at least 5 cm deep and at a rate of at least 100 per minute in an effort to create artificial circulation by manually pumping blood through the heart. In addition, the rescuer may provide breaths by either exhaling into the subject's mouth or utilizing a device that pushes air into the subject's lungs. This process of externally providing ventilation is termed artificial respiration.
CPR alone is unlikely to restart the heart; its main purpose is to restore partial flow of oxygenated blood to the brain and heart. The objective is to delay tissue death and to extend the brief window of opportunity for a successful resuscitation without permanent brain damage

I've got good and bad

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient: That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this?

Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.

1. Mysteries are always interesting.

Differences in Voice while Proposing

• • 'While proposing--broca's aphasia

    positive response--wernicke's aphasia

    negative response--global aphasia,in some cases dysarthria also seen.....'

    -Arshad akram,calicut medical college

PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... MEDICO !

PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... MEDICO !
A guy asked a girl in a restaurant: "Do you mind if I sit beside you ?”

The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU !"

All the peoples in the restaurant started
staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked
quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study
psychology and I know what a man is thinking,
I guess you felt embarrassed, right ?

The guy responded with a loud voice :
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH !

All the people in the library looked at the
girl in shock.
Medicos rocks

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient ju

mps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over theside and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're afree man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered,"Well Doc, I can't swim!"

TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF TEACHERS

TOP 10 DIALOGUES OF
TEACHERS

* If you're not interested then u may leave the class.

* If you want to talk please get out of the class & talk.

* This class is worst then a fish market.

* Are you here to waste your parents money ?

* Tell me when you all have finished talking.

* Why you are laughing ?
Comehere n tell us all, we'll also laugh.
...
* Do you think teachers are fool...!!

* Why do you come to school when u don't want to study.

* Don't try to act over smart with me! * You yes you ! I'm talking to you only don't look back. .... :D Agree then Hit Like :)

Mental Hospital

"How do you determine whether to admit a Patient
or not..?????
Dr: Well, we first fill a bathtub &give a teaspoon, a
glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty
the bathtub..!
.
Journalist - Oh, obviously a normal person would use
the bucket because its bigger..!!.

Dr - No, a normal person would pull the drain plug!

Now will you please proceed to bed No. 39.........: -)

New Surgeon

Nurse to patient: Why did you run away from the operation?

Patient: Because the OT sister said before the operation "What are you afraid of? It's only a routine
appendix operation."

Nurse: So what?

Patient: She said it to the surgeon, not me...!

Doctor & Student

Doctor after operation
&
Student after the exam both tell the same answer
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''we tried our best. can't say anything right now ''